Spreadsheet = scientific study

And make no mistake, there is some good news here. For those of us not lucky enough to be born Byfuglien or launch Langenbrunner—well, we do get to pick our first names. And if this scientific study is any indication, you’d be wise to pick the right one or risk the “Cool Hand” Lukes, Nicks, Jacks, Joeys, and Wills skating right past you.